To borrow a phrase from the Friends themesong, so no one told you life was gonna be this way. When you were in high school and college, you just knew you were gonna have a big house with an equally big garage that was stuffed with fancy cars, like a Bentley Continental GT. But now that you’re edging closer to (or even overtaking) middle age, you realize that even though you’ve got it pretty good, that new family SUV in the driveway just doesn’t have the cachet you once imagined for your wheels.
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